Good teeth?
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."
The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them." The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."
Good teeth?
owwww....thats go to suck.......it`s sick.... but i havent heard it befor and it was funny ......you deserve a star..thanks for the laugh
Good teeth?
whoops.....
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Other Replys:yuckkkkkkkyyyyyyyy
Other Replys:Talk about your mouth full of ashes!
Other Replys:ohhhhhh that is so yucky
just thinking about it gives me shivers
Other Replys:hAHAHAHAHAHHA! Damn, these jokes are so funny!
Other Replys:omg that is so disgustin ewwww
Other Replys:funny, the undertaker may be teeth thief comming in to help this oldman.
Other Replys:lol
Other Replys:hahahahaha! hilarious!
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